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ChocoChippers

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The ultimate plot twist for your tastebuds. These chocolate chip cookies aren't your average grocery store discs; they are thick, gooey, and packed with enough chocolate to get you through the most stressful 'enemies-to-lovers' chapter. Perfectly crisp on the edges and soft in the middle, just like your favorite grumpy-sunshine trope.

Options: Dozen, Two DozenContains: Contains: Wheat, Eggs, Milk, Soy. Baked in a kitchen that also processes nuts.

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Cozy Oaties

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Stop looking for the chocolate chips. These are for the grown ups who appreciate a perfectly chewy oat and a raisin that actually has some life left in it. We have packed these with a proprietary blend of warm spices to give you that cozy feeling while the sass keeps things interesting. It is a sweet and complex showdown with zero apologies.

Bite me. Your childhood self was wrong about raisins.

Options: Dozen, Two DozenContains: Contains: Wheat, Eggs, Milk. Baked in a kitchen that also processes nuts and soy.

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Nutty Little Secrets

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They say a secret is no fun unless you share it—but we won’t blame you if you keep these all to yourself.

Our Nutty Little Secrets are thick, unapologetically decadent gourmet cookies crafted for those who appreciate the finer things in life. We start with a base of rich, deeply browned butter and a warm hint of cinnamon, then fold in a generous amount of toasted chopped pecans for an irresistible crunch. Golden and crisp on the outside, velvety soft on the inside, each cookie comes topped with a whole, flawless pecan half because we love a little extra drama.

Go ahead, take a bite. Your secret is safe with us.

Options: One Dozen, Two DozenContains: Contains: Wheat, Eggs, Milk, and Tree Nuts (Pecans).

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Cherry On Tops

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She’s bold, she’s nutty, and she’s definitely the favorite. We took a buttery, precision-baked base and loaded it with creamy white chocolate, crunchy macadamia nuts, and a pop of maraschino cherry. It’s giving luxury. It’s giving "I deserve this."

Options: One Dozen, Two DozenContains: Contains: Wheat, Eggs, Milk, Tree Nuts (Macadamia). Baked in a kitchen that also processes soy.

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Snickerdoodlebugs

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The Snickerdoodle’s cooler, sassier cousin. We took the traditional recipe, gave it a better name, and added enough "zing" to keep things interesting. Tangy, sweet, and unapologetically soft. Go ahead, take a bite. It’s exactly what your soul (and your stomach) asked for. 🍪🔥

Options: Dozen, Two DozenContains: Contains: Wheat, Eggs, Milk. Baked in a kitchen that also processes soy and nuts.

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Jumbo Cookies

S'More Than You Can Handle

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A classic campfire treat, reimagined for your cookie jar. This thick, chewy cookie is packed with melty semi-sweet chocolate chunks and crunchy graham cracker. We finish each one with a signature toasted marshmallow that stays perfectly gooey, giving you all the nostalgia of a starlit bonfire without the sticky mess.

Options: Half Dozen, One Dozen, Two DozenContains: Contains: Wheat, Eggs, Milk, Soy. Baked in a kitchen that also processes nuts.

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Sugar Cuties

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Don't let the name fool you, these Sugar Cuties have a bit of an attitude. We’ve taken a soft, buttery classic and rolled it in extra sugar for that perfect, satisfying crunch. They’re sweet, they’re simple, and they know they’re the best thing in your cookie jar.

Nut-allergy friendly version available upon request! Select the 'Nut-Free' option during checkout.

Options: One Dozen, Two DozenContains: Contains: Wheat, Eggs, Milk, Tree Nuts (Almonds). Baked in a kitchen that also processes soy.

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Cran-Orange Cozy Oaties

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The Cozy Oatie’s cooler, more sophisticated cousin. We ditched the raisins and invited tart cranberries and fresh orange zest to the party. Infused with real oranges, these Cran-Orange Cozy Oaties are exactly what your coffee break has been missing.

Options: One Dozen, Two DozenContains: Contains: Wheat, Eggs, Milk. Baked in a kitchen that also processes nuts and soy.

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Cakesicles

Devil's Food No Forks Given

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Look, we love a traditional slice of cake, but we don't love the crumbs, the plates, or the judgmental looks when we ask for a second piece. Enter Chocolate No Forks Given: all the rich, decadent goodness of a premium chocolate cake, wrapped in a crisp chocolate shell, on a handy little stick. It’s premium cake you can walk around with. Sold in batches of 12, because let's be rea, eating just one was never actually an option.

Options: One Dozen, Two Dozen

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French Vanilla No Forks Given

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Cake? On a stick? Coated in a crisp shell and covered in sprinkles? Twist our arm, why don't you. French Vanilla No Forks Given is the portable, mess-free dessert upgrade you didn't know you needed. They feature a rich, classic vanilla center that's perfectly portioned. Sold exclusively by the dozen, they're perfect for parties, gifts, or hoarding in your freezer so you don't have to share. Drop a box in your cart and thank us later!

Options: One Dozen, Two Dozen

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Fudgy No Forks Given

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Everything you love about a rich chocolate fudge cake, minus the fork. Chocolate Fudge No Forks Given features a dense, fudgy center coated in a crisp chocolate shell and topped with a heavy hand of fun sprinkles. It’s the ultimate portable luxury, available exclusively by the dozen. Grab a box for your next event (or just a Tuesday) before they're gone!

Options: One Dozen, Two Dozen

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Lemon No Forks Given

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Pucker up, buttercup. If you're tired of chocolate-everything and want a dessert that actually wakes up your tastebuds, Lemon No Forks Given is calling your name. It’s got all the sassy, zesty flavor of a gourmet lemon square but in a sleek, mess-free package you can carry around with pride. Zero plates, zero forks, and absolutely zero regrets. Grab a box of 12 and let the flavor speak for itself.

Options: One Dozen, Two Dozen

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